“My friend Tricia was here last weekend and over a glass of wine she mentioned that she was feeling a little ‘unfulfilled’ since breaking up with her boyfriend. I told her that I totally understood…a girl needs to feel ‘full’ and  that I had something that might help. I modeled my brand new appendage for her and she was impressed. She then impressed me by taking all of it which I had yet to do myself! We took turns ‘driving’ and we’re both feeling very fulfilled at the moment. Get GIRTH where you can I always say.”

The great thing about being a girl is if we ever want to have a penis, we can just strap one on.

Guys don’t have that option, their penis is non-detachable. They have to carry it everywhere.