I’m telling you honey, it doesn’t hurt us girls to get hit in the crotch.

Here, I’ll prove it to you. I’m going to spread my legs completely open to you, and let you smack me on the crotch as many times as you want.

*5 minutes later*

See? I told you it doesn’t hurt us.

*hits him in the crotch once, he keels over in pain*

Too bad you boys can’t say the same.