Even though I’m a guy and I know what having a penis feels like, I think it’d be more fun to be a girl and wonder what having a penis feels like. In a weird way, I think the curiosity is more fun than actually knowing. It’s fun to imagine what it’s like to be the other sex, but at the end of the day, we have to carry around this dangly shit between our legs all the time, and they don’t. That’s what I’m jealous about.