You boys think having a penis is so great.
You think you’re so cool because you can pee standing up and stuff, and you’re so proud that you have one and we don’t…. until you get hit in the nuts.
Don’t feel so lucky now, do you?
And what about when you have to adjust your junk before walking or sitting, or when you have to hide awkward boners, or when you forget your underwear and your tip chafes against the inside of your jeans, do you like having a penis then?
I don’t have to deal with any of those problems, plus I get this bonus hole to play with and enjoy, and it lets me fit things in my body that you can’t.
Who’s the better sex now?