pussyenvyfetish:

You boys are so pathetically self conscious.

“No, don’t look at my dick! What if everyone’s is bigger than mine? What if I’m the shortest one? I hate how mine bends to the left. You can’t look, it’s my secret, I don’t want anyone to know.”

No wonder why actors are so scared to be naked onscreen, yet actresses are confident enough to do it all the time.

We don’t have that problem. Our private parts are smooth, flat, and beautiful. We don’t have to compete over who’s the longest or the thickest because we don’t have anything down there to compare in the first place. We have nothing to be self conscious about, so we’re perfectly comfortable displaying our sexuality.

You boys are so scared that your ugly lump of flesh will look slightly worse than someone else’s. Guess what – they’re all ugly. Get over it.