One of my favorite things about being a girl is feeling a breeze go through the gap in my crotch.

It’s one of the times I feel really lucky to not have a penis. Your scrotum and dick make your crotch all sweaty and clammy; mine is cool and dry by comparison. When I feel that breeze, it’s even more refreshing.

How do you boys even live with all that shit jammed in there? Especially with how sensitive your balls are?

Makes me feel lucky to be a girl.