Yeah, it’s true that I can’t pee standing up. And I’ll never get to know what having a boner feels like. But you know what? There’s a lot of other things I get to enjoy by being a girl.

I don’t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls. Having a vagina is awesome; I can spread my legs open and let things into my body from my crotch. Feeling things plow deep into my abdomen and fill me up from the inside is an amazing sensation.

So even though I don’t have a penis, I don’t feel any less for it. I get to enjoy all kinds of other things that you can’t.