pussyenvyfetish:

I don’t know how boys survive with those things dangling from their crotch all the time.

It has to be uncomfortable trying to jam that shit into underwear or pants. How are you supposed to fit a penis in there comfortably?

And don’t even get me started on the balls. My God, one little hit and you’re completely incapacitated, writhing in pain.

I’m much happier with what I have: a smooth, flat crotch, that lets me wear anything, no matter how tight, without any fear of discomfort or getting hit in the balls.