pussyenvyfetish:

I once saw a boy pop a boner in his swimming trunks. It was so embarrassing, everyone could see the big tenting in his trunks. And it looked so uncomfortable too.

That’s why I’m glad I don’t have a penis. Even with my bikini pulled this low, I don’t have to be afraid of anything falling out or popping up, even if I get really horny.

Isn’t being a girl great?