I’m so glad I got turned into a girl. It’s amazing how much better it feels when you don’t have 8 inches of dead weight hanging from your crotch.

It seems obvious, doesn’t it? That having all that dead weight must get in the way? I guess as a guy, I didn’t realize it because that’s all I ever knew, but I can’t believe it didn’t occur to me that half the population doesn’t have to deal with that issue.