So look, I don’t have a penis. I can’t lift this ring using only a boner like you can, because I can’t get those.
But you know what? I don’t care. Yeah there are things you can do that I can’t, but at least I don’t have a vulnerable weak spot right between my legs. And I get to have a vagina, I can take in bigger things into my body than you can. Isn’t that crazy? I’m smaller than you, but my body can take in more.
So go ahead and brag about how you get to have a penis. I don’t envy you one bit.