I wish I could!

I’m tired of this dick and balls getting in the way all the time. I want to know what it feels like to have a flat, smooth crotch, with no penis, no balls. I want to be able to cross my legs and feel nothing in the way. I want to walk without anything dangling between my legs.

Trust me, I want to have what you girls have. Maybe one day, when the science enables it, I’ll be able to.