So I Made This Caption About 2 Years Ago, And I Can See It’s Become Quite Popular. Here It Is On Tumblr For Youu ❤ 

Oh, how I wish I wish I had her body

Had her body, obviously!!!

I wish I had her body and someone was fucking me!

It would be so sexy to wear a tiny, tiny skirt like that without an unsightly dick hanging down. 

It would be so exciting to go out in public knowing that’s all I need to cover me up, but I can’t do it because I have a penis.