This one time when I was a kid, this boy would not stop making fun of me for being a girl. He said he knew I didn’t have a penis and bragged about how he could pee standing up and I couldn’t, how he had one and I didn’t. Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and kicked him square in the nuts. That shut him up real quick! From that day on, he stopped making fun of me for being a girl. After I kept threatening to kick him again, I think he actually started wishing he was one!