pussyenvyfetish:

cyclingchicks:

wrong way

You think having a penis is so great, don’t you?

Look, just because I don’t have one doesn’t make me inferior to you. True, I can’t pee standing up like you can, but I can tank hits to the crotch like it’s nothing. Let’s see you ride your bike on a bumpy road without your precious jock strap, see how much it hurts your balls.

I don’t need a penis. I’ve never had one and never needed one. So you can take yours and shove it up your own ass.