Girls On Bicycle

My boyfriend has to wear a cup when he bikes, but I don’t.

He forgot his cup, he thought he’d be fine but we hit a bump and the bike slammed right into his crotch. He’s miles behind me, still in pain! When he gets here I’m going to hop up and down on my bike to make fun of him, so he can see how it doesn’t hurt me.

God I feel so lucky to be a girl!