Nene Ozaki

On average, girls are able to ride a mechanical bull much longer than boys. You know why? Balls!

Balls are a boy’s biggest weakness. One hit there and he’s done. And in bull riding, they’re completely exposed. With the bull hopping up and down, there’s a constant risk that those balls will get smashed. Eventually they will, and he will fall over.

Not a problem for girls! That’s why girls are better.