One of the best things about not having a penis is never having to worry about it dangling where it isn’t supposed to.

My friend has a 9 inch penis. He’s always telling me about how the tip accidentally dangled out of his shorts, or onto his dirty couch, or worse, into a toilet bowl.

See, you boys don’t have any control over your penis. It has no muscles, it just hangs there, like a dead snake.

Me? I can lay on this old dusty sheet with no issues. My body is tight and in control.