One of my favorite things about being a girl is I can spread my legs open without any fear of getting hit in the balls.
Look at how much I’m exposing my crotch here. I’m even arching my back up to expose it even more. If I had balls, she could drum her hands all over them, putting me in so much pain I’d scream, maybe even throw up.
But I don’t have to worry about that! She can tap me all over that area and it won’t hurt. I’m so glad I don’t have a penis and balls. Makes my life easier.