Does it hurt when I kick you in the balls with these boots? I bet it does, not that I would know.

Let’s make it fair. I’ll squat for you, I’ll let everything from my crotch hang down, so you can hit me. Unfortunately for you, there isn’t much there. There’s definitely not a vulnerable pair of balls.

Isn’t that frustrating? I can cause you so much pain, but you can’t do the same to me.