pussyenvyfetish:

Another thing I love is crossing my legs and squeezing as tight as I can, without having to worry about crushing my balls.

Seriously it’s awesome, I can cross my legs anytime I want without having to adjust anything! When I squeeze and shift with my legs crossed, it can even stimulate my clit and get me all excited.

God, life must suck for you boys, you can’t even do a simple thing like crossing your leg without hurting those damn testicles!