Best of the week!!! June 4th 2016
You think I’m jealous of you because you have a penis? Please, why would I ever want one of those? So I can have something hanging in the way of my legs? So I can have a vulnerable pair of balls that take me down in one hit? No thanks, I’m perfectly fine with nothing down there.
I may not be able to pee standing up, and I may never know what having a penis feels like, but to me it’s not worth the trouble.