I’m so glad I was born a girl.

First off, I don’t have to carry a dick and balls everywhere. I don’t have a weak spot at my crotch; when things tap me there, it actually feels good.

Since I’m a girl, I have a vagina that lets me take in more into my body than any other hole. That means I can do things that guys can’t. It’s a like a special ability that I only get because I’m female.

Isn’t it obvious being female is superior?

Don’t you wish you had what I have?