I just got pummeled in the crotch playing volleyball at the nude beach.

You know the best part? It didn’t hurt at all!

I can’t stress enough how glad I am to have no penis and balls. The guys looked so uncomfortable out there with their dicks flopping around. This one guy that got hit in the crotch was down for 20 minutes. I was laughing so hard!

I almost wanted to smack myself in the crotch in front of him, just to brag about how it doesn’t hurt me!