For some reason, I’ve only ever seen girls use this machine at the gym. For the longest time I couldn’t figure out why, but it comes down to simple anatomy.

Boys have a penis, and it gets in the way. There’s barely any room in underwear for a penis as it is, so there’s no way a guy can comfortably press his crotch against this corner, his penis would get absolutely squished. And balls are even more sensitive, if they get squished he’s done.

For girls, it’s not a problem because they don’t have anything hanging hazardously down there. Honestly, it’s a much better design, much more elegant and logical.

As a society, it’s time we admit that women are able to do things men can’t because they don’t have a penis and balls, and in a way that makes them superior.