I’m so glad I have no cock. Just look down at me, you can see I don’t have one.

It makes life so much more convenient. It’s easy for me to wear anything, be it pants or a skirt, or whatever. I don’t have to accommodate an extra appendage that does whatever the hell it wants.

And I can’t get hit in the nuts either. I can tap my crotch again and again, I’ll never experience the pain you boys get with even one tap.

Admit it guys, it’s better to be a girl, you boys got the raw end of the deal!