Sometimes I wish I knew what being hit in the balls feels like, so I could at least relate to you guys.
But my body’s so well designed, even if I try to hit myself in the crotch, it doesn’t hurt. I won’t feel that pain even if I wanted to! Whereas your balls are so fragile it happens on accident.
I can tap my crotch over and over, straddle and grind anything I want, even hop up and down and it never hurts me.
See why being a girl is awesome?