This underwear is so tight and sexy, I love it!

I’m so glad I was born a girl and I don’t have to bother with a penis. How do boys even wear underwear with that big thing in the way? Even our boobs are smooth enough to fit nicely into a bra, their penis and balls are so irregularly shaped, they just have to randomly stuff it into underwear or let it flop all around in boxers.

That sounds terrible. I guess I’m lucky that I have a smooth, flat crotch.