I wish I knew what getting hit in the balls feels like, just so I could relate to you boys.
But no matter how hard I hit myself in the crotch, I never feel that pain you guys feel. My body is so well designed, it simply doesn’t allow me to feel that pain, even if I want to!
Isn’t life so unfair? I never feel that pain even if I want to, while if you so much as get tapped in the balls, you feel that pain, even though you don’t want to.