When I was a kid, the boys in school used to play a game where they kicked each other in the crotch, whoever lasted the longest was the toughest.
They were always making fun of us girls, so one day I joined in to teach them a lesson. I didn’t just win easily, I lasted five times longer than any of them. They didn’t know girls didn’t have balls yet, so they thought I was that much tougher than they were. They never made fun of us girls again.
Isn’t being a girl great? It’s like an unfair advantage.