My stepbrother says that boys have something called a penis hanging from their crotch.

Is that true? I don’t believe it. Why would nature put something right there of all places? It doesn’t make sense, don’t you need to be able to move your legs?

And it gets worse, he said boys have something called balls, and when you hit them there it hurts so bad that that throw up.

I think he was lying, there’s no way nature could make a design that stupid.