Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all ? 

Go on, kick me in the crotch, it’s not going to hurt me.

See! What did I tell you? You got a square hit directly on my crotch, but since I don’t have balls, it doesn’t hurt me nearly as bad as even a light hit on your balls.

Gosh, you guys are so weak. I feel sorry for you.