You know why our vaginas are so big? It’s because we give birth, so it has to be able to fit a baby.

But see, that’s what makes it so fun. Only we get to have the biggest, most amazing hole, you boys don’t. Only we can fuck dildos this big. Only we can fit two fists inside our bodies. Only we can feel something fill our abdomen from the inside.

I’m so glad I was lucky enough to have a vagina, because these sensations are amazing. It’s too bad you boys have to live your whole lives without knowing how good it feels.