You know what’s the best thing about being a girl?

It’s not being penisless and being able to wear tight, form-fitting underwear. It’s not being ballless and being able to take hits to the crotch without pain.

It’s having a vagina. It’s being able to spread my legs open and take things deep into my body, so deep I can feel it in my soul.

Those sensations are incredible, and guys don’t get to feel them.