I’ll never forget the time I made my high school boyfriend get detention for having a boner. It was hilarious!

We were fooling around in the back of class and getting horny, his erection showed clearly through his tracksuit, but obviously nothing showed up on mine, since I’m a girl and don’t have a penis.

We got called to the front of the class for a presentation; everyone could see the outline of his erection through his tracksuit, and the tip of his penis was sticking out the top! The teacher sent him right to the office for detention.

Even though I was just as horny as he was, and my tracksuit was just as tight, I didn’t get in trouble. I’m lucky because I’m a girl, I can be insanely horny and it still won’t show or get me in trouble.

Just one of the many benefits of being female!