Guys all say they want a giant dick, but come on, let’s be real here. Do you think having all that is comfortable? Imagine not being able to wear certain pants because of your dick. Imagine not being able to wear briefs because there’s no room for your dick. Imagine accidentally sitting down on the tip of your dick all the time because it’s so damn long. How annoying.
You don’t get these problems with a small dick, but come on, who wants that?
I think the best thing is to be a girl and have no penis at all. Incredibly comfortable, nothing ever hanging in the way, and no balls as a weakness. Win win win.