You wish.

Come on, get up. I only hit you in the crotch once, and I barely even used any force. God, are balls really that sensitive?

Oof! Really? Did you really just kick me in the crotch? You know it doesn’t hurt me like it hurts you, right?

It’s so unfair, isn’t it? Without balls, I can get hit in the crotch again and again without pain, but you take one little tap and you’re down for the count.

Aren’t you jealous? I’m going to hurt your balls so bad, if you’re not jealous of us girls now, you will be soon….