Yeah, I can’t pee standing up. I’ll never get to know what having a boner feels like, or what jacking off feels like, or what penetrating feels like. I admit that I can’t do those things.

But there’s plenty of things I can do that you can’t. I can get hit in the crotch without pain, straddle things without pain, wear tight form fitting clothes, and things in my vagina that you can’t.