Who cares if it’s useless… it’s so cute!  And hey, it isn’t REALLY useless.  You can get a guy to do so much for you through the application of pain…. and sometimes pleasure, if he’s REALLY good!

If God didn’t want us to use your balls to control you, why did he make them so painful? Why did he make it so damn easy for us to torture you, to cause you so much suffering? Admit it, this is how it’s meant to be. We can control your balls, but since we don’t have balls, you can’t control us back.