I desperately need some pairs of that underwear!  …the girl with the foot, not so much.  OW!

Its so funny how unfair life is. I could understand it if the sexes were relatively equal. But biology is tipped so far in us women’s favor, it’s not even funny. Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful I don’t have balls. I just don’t get what I did to deserve not having balls, and what he did to deserve having them. Is it all really just random chance? How unfair. I’m just glad I was one of the lucky ones.