WE WOMEN GOT YOU BITCHES BY THE BALLS!
What’s so great about being male anyway? I don’t feel like I’m missing anything because I don’t have a dick. I’m glad I don’t have balls. The best thing is how I’m wearing this tight leather leotard whole I torture you. It’s tight, squeezing hard into my crotch. If I had balls, I’d be in as much pain as you are. But lucky for me, I don’t!