pussyenvyfetish:

So, you’re not going to tell me where the army’s planning on attacking next? Don’t you worry, I’ll get it out of you soon enough.

See, this is why they shouldn’t entrust military secrets to men. It’s so easy to get it out of you. If women were in charge, you wouldn’t be able to get secrets out of us. We don’t have balls, we can’t be tortured the same way that you can.