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Would it make sense if there was something dangling between your bike’s wheel and the chain? Would it make sense if there was something dangling in a door frame, preventing it from closing? Does it ever make sense to have something dangling in the way of moving parts? Of course not.

So why would it make sense to have a penis dangling between your legs? Answer: it doesn’t. Having no penis is a smarter, more efficient design.