pussyenvyfetish:

I don’t know about you other girls…. but I’m so glad I don’t have a penis. It seems like such. A pain. In the ass. Why would you want shit dangling in the way between your legs all the time? Imagine having to adjust every time you sit. And who would want a pair of vulnerable balls between their legs, that causes excruciating pain at the lightest tap? No thanks. I may not be able to pee standing up, but I’m much happier ball free and penis free, thank you very much.