The things I would do if I didn’t have a cock…
I love to be able to run around without a dick flopping everywhere. I’d love to be able to sit without worrying about my balls. I’d love to be able to walk without having to unstick my balls every two steps. I’d love to be able to wear tight underwear. I’d love to be able to straddle things without a penis and balls in the way. I’d love to be able to stick something so deep inside of me I can feel it behind my bellybutton.
It’s not fair. Girls get all the fun, they don’t have a weakness at their crotch, and with their vagina they can experience all kinds of amazing sensations I can’t. It’s just not fair…