February 13 / 2016
I never realized what an advantage not having balls is until I did wrestling in high school. Sure, all the boys wore cups, but balls are so sensitive even that doesn’t provide enough protection. Often when the ref wasn’t looking, I could sneak in a crotch shot; as soon as I made contact, I knew the match was as good as mine. Even better, because I don’t have balls, I could use my crotch in ways they couldn’t. I could do pins and holds with my crotch they’d never dream of doing because of how vulnerable their balls are. Boys can use each armpit as a vice, so they have 2, but since I can use my crotch too, I get 3, and that’s a huge advantage.