As a girl, when I see a man with a gigantic penis, like over 9 inches, I admit I am a little curious what it feels like to have something like that, but mostly I just feel sorry for him. How do you even walk with something that big dangling between your legs? When I imagine him stuffing it into briefs, all folded up and squashed, and walking around like that all day, I shudder at how uncomfortable it must be. He can’t even run because it would flop out of his underwear and bang around all inside his pants. Seriously, when it’s so big it interferes with your everyday functioning, it’s a problem.

And the thing is even guys with average sized penises have some of these problems. It’s just never comfortable. As a girl, I don’t even have to any of those problems. At all. My crotch is smooth and comfortable.