I don’t have a penis, but I don’t need one. I’m perfectly fine with nothing there. In fact, I’m actually kind of glad I don’t have one. It would be uncomfortable having it hanging there. And I’m really glad I don’t have balls. They’re such a weakness, it’s ridiculous.

Guys think having a penis is some great wonderful thing, but I don’t see what the big deal is. They think they’d die without it, but us girls get along just fine out whole lives without one.