This area right here, right? Isn’t this where your weak spot is?

That’s so strange to me! Without balls, I’ve never had to think of my crotch as a weak spot, it’s such an alien concept to me.

It’s like, imagine if you hit a girl in the armpit, she goes down in excruciating pain. One hit and she’s done. You’ve never thought of your armpit as a weak spot, so you can’t even imagine what that would feel like.

That’s what it’s like for us when we imagine what getting hit in the balls feels like. Except it’s even better for us because we don’t have a weak spot period, not our crotch, not our armpit, not our anything. Not only do I not have a weak spot at my crotch, I don’t have a weak spot at all! Isn’t it so unfair?