What’s so great about having a penis anyway? I just don’t see what the big deal is.

First, it hangs down between your legs. It’s like, hello? Don’t you need those to walk? Why would you want something literally right in the way? And when they make pants, they only give them two sleeves, I don’t see space for a third appendage there, do you?

And don’t even get me started on balls, they’re even worse. Let me get this straight: they don’t do anything except hang there, and they’re so sensitive that they can bring you down in a single hit. So where’s the upside in this? No thanks, you can have em.